Pitchside, about a girls' football team, premiered as a touring show in Cornwall in 2008. A fast-moving, riotous look at the competitive insanity of young people's team sports in England, and the parents who run them. For a cast of three women and two men, the play can be produced both indoors and outdoors. It was described as
"A totally charming piece of theatre. As astute and amusing a study of football madness as you could wish for. Ninety or so non-stop minutes of great and glorious fun." (The Cornishman)
The play has been translated into German as 'Am Spielfeld'.